Man Test

MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet…Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A [...]

Chinese laundry, use more soap

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, “Use more soap on panties.”
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry.
Finally fed up the [...]

Joke of the day…

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
little boy is in [...]

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s*** out of her”… You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, “Office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f*** do they want now?”
…You need to pray [...]

Bullshit and Brillance

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having [...]

The Year was 1850

Do you know what happened 159 years ago this fall… back in 1850?

California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically nothing has changed,
except women had real breasts
and men didn’t hold hands.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I’d better see a doctor.’
‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies.
‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell [...]

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