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		<title>The Knob</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called &#8216;The Knob,&#8217; where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman&#8217;s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted &#8216;The Knob.&#8217; Over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How concerned are you with H1N1?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not really concerned about swine flu. Here&#8217;s my concern: 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow &#8230;..Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird &#8230;..Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig &#8230;. swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Anybody else worried?]]></description>
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		<title>10 things to think about&#8230;2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number 10    &#8211; Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9   &#8211; Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8   &#8211; Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich Number 7   &#8211; Give a person a fish and you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I love blonde jokes&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, &#8220;Which do you think is farther away&#8230; Florida or the moon?&#8221; The other blonde turns and says &#8220;Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????&#8221; T-SHIRT A blonde goes over to her friend&#8217;s house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. &#8216;Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Craig&#8217;s List post of all time!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lifes. You also asked for my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Italian Boy&#8217;s Confession</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl&#8217;. The priest asks, &#8216;Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?&#8217; &#8216;Yes, Father, it is.&#8217; &#8216;And who was the girl you were with?&#8217; &#8216;I can&#8217;t tell you, Father, I don&#8217;t want to ruin her reputation&#8217; Well, Joey, I&#8217;m sure to find out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese laundry, use more soap</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 19:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, &#8220;Use more soap on panties.&#8221; This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. Finally fed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke of the day&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/joke-of-the-day</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman&#8217;s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing &#8220;good morning&#8221; to everyone and you think, &#8220;Somebody needs to slap the s*** out of her&#8221;&#8230; You need to pray at work. When someone comes in and announces, &#8220;Office meeting in 5 minutes,&#8221; and you think, &#8220;what the f*** do they want now?&#8221; &#8230;You need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bullshit and Brillance</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/bullshit-and-brillance</link>
		<comments>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/bullshit-and-brillance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he&#8217;s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of [...]]]></description>
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