1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. [...]
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????” A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it [...]
Another good one from Cheers! A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. ‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly [...]
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “ Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get Started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” [...]
My first guess is that my favorite contributor “Cheers” just might be from the south… This just in! You gotta love this one even if you’ve never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others… Southerners can be polite! Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared [...]
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how [...]
My favorite contributor has come through with another ditty to kick off the weekend…Thanks! A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labour pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing [...]
