It happens to all of us… I was driving in to work this morning, and some dick in a truck pulls out in front of me…….. Just so you know what he looks like, here’s the dick in the truck.

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was [...]

Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys as she was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day [...]

You know, just in case you were undecided.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plan began it’s final descent, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captan Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing [...]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”   The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar [...]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge toHawaii so I [...]