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Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge [...]

16. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through”15. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” 14. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” 13. “If you run, you’ll only [...]

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child [...]

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three [...]

There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Congress this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season. This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the [...]

A blonde from Alabama wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER [...]