Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Recently in the Seattle Paper… article titled “Best Come Back Line Ever.”

In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.  On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

Little Johnny Jokes…

Remember reading all the jokes about ‘Little Johnny’? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in the class, for fear of what he might say. Well, finally a photo of ‘Little Johnny’ has surfaced.

Guts & Balls

This is how it showed up – Author Unknown  Guts and Balls – The Medical Distinction We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below…

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

This is how it showed up – Author Unknown  Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?