The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, ‘Honey I’m going to Hank’s Tavern to have a beer, I’ll be right back’. ‘Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,’ he answered. ‘I’m going to have a beer..’ The wife [...]

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…. which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.” “Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, “Because when you [...]

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading emails. …………….. You hang in there, sunshine……………….

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is [...]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand [...]

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a Baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his Commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, ‘Up Nuts’, and the patients complied by standing [...]

1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time! 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! 5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It’s a little dry, [...]