a gentleman from Kentucky are working together one fine day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ‘I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’,   says the Genie.   The Canadian says, ‘I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want [...]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your [...]

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When it is properly installed it will allow the ‘implantee’ to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: The implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant [...]

From my buddy in London.  …and apologies in advance for the long post! Moses went to mount olive… So Popeye punched him. What has a whole nut in very bite… Squirrel shit. OK, I’m done.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? [...]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a [...]

This just in… Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a [...]