‘Love’ Archives
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose [...]
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy (Roger) asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, and had a drink of Crown occasionally, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
When You’ve Been Married Too Long
When You've Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged Woman: The other night when my [...]
A short story about a loving husband…
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, [...]
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father,"Who is that man [...]
Prisoner of Love
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the [...]
Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you [...]
