$7 Sex

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the [...]

Twenty Dollars!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford [...]

A short story about a loving husband…

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have [...]

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer’s [...]

Prisoner of Love

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict [...]

Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.
“From [...]

UP OR DOWN SEX…

At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat [...]

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