World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy (Roger) asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, and had a drink of Crown occasionally, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

At a recent FBI interview

The FBI was recruiting assasins.  After sorting through a series of applicants the proctor was faced by 3 fianlists, 2 men and a woman.
He separated them into separate rooms and at the end of each room stood a large steel door.
He instructed the first gentleman that “through that door sits your wife.  In order to [...]

When You’ve Been Married Too Long

When You’ve Been Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for Lunch.
The engaged Woman: The other [...]

$7 Sex

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the [...]

Twenty Dollars!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford [...]

A short story about a loving husband…

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have [...]

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer’s [...]

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