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		<title>Husband Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Shortest Fairy Tale</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, a guy (Roger) asked a girl &#8216;Will you marry me?&#8217; The girl said, &#8216;NO!&#8217; And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, and had a drink of Crown occasionally, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END]]></description>
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		<title>When You&#8217;ve Been Married Too Long</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When You&#8217;ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A short story about a loving husband&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, &#8220;You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.&#8221; The man thought about it and told him he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 21:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prisoner of Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man escapes from a prison where he&#8217;s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner&#8217;s wife to the bed, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fireman Sex</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, &#8216;You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we&#8217;re on the fire truck ready to go. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UP OR DOWN SEX&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a Senior Citizen&#8217;s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Divorced Barbie Doll</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it&#8217;s his daughter&#8217;s birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, &#8220;How much for one of those Barbie&#8217;s in the display window?&#8221; The salesperson answers, &#8220;Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the &#8220;T&#8221; shirt that she normally slept in.  As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to make love to me this very moment.&#8221; His eyes lit up and he thought, &#8220;I am either still dreaming [...]]]></description>
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