Posted on March 24, 2008, 6:58 pm, by HowleyKook, under
Jokes,
Love,
Sex.
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat [...]
Posted on February 8, 2008, 5:29 pm, by HowleyKook, under
Love.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work [...]
Posted on January 9, 2008, 6:24 pm, by HowleyKook, under
Jokes,
Love,
Sex.
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the “T” shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.” His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming [...]
Posted on December 13, 2007, 2:27 pm, by HowleyKook, under
Love.
This is an excerpt from a story written by a very special girl who writes in a very special place. “…….She posed in the mirror, admiring her work……. The Barbie Dreamhouse tiarra sparkled crookedly, illuminated by a string of mangled Christmas lights. They were from the first husband she poisoned; he was near complete decomposition under [...]
Posted on November 16, 2007, 6:15 pm, by HowleyKook, under
Love.
Picking a millionaire out of the crowd seems to be getting easier these days…