‘Love’ Archives
UP OR DOWN SEX…
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their [...]
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie [...]
Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day." Not [...]
I think I’m in love…
This is an excerpt from a story written by a very special girl who writes in a very special place. ".......She posed in the mirror, admiring her work....... The Barbie Dreamhouse tiarra sparkled crookedly, illuminated by a string of mangled Christmas lights. They were from the first husband she poisoned; he was near complete decomposition [...]
Can you spot the millionaire?
Picking a millionaire out of the crowd seems to be getting easier these days...
