Prisoner of Love

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict [...]

Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.
“From [...]

UP OR DOWN SEX…

At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat [...]

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the
display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping [...]

To my darling husband…

To my darling husband,Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me
I was coming home [...]

Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the “T” shirt that she normally slept in.  As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”
His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming or [...]

I think I’m in love…

This is an excerpt from a story written by a very special girl who writes in a very special place.
“…….She posed in the mirror, admiring her work…….
The Barbie Dreamhouse tiarra sparkled crookedly, illuminated by a string of mangled Christmas lights. They were from the first husband she poisoned; he was near complete decomposition under the [...]

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