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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, &#8220;Ah, I&#8217;m glad to see you&#8217;ve regained consciousness. You probably won&#8217;t remember, but you were in a huge pileup on the freeway. You&#8217;re going to be okay, you&#8217;ll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poor drunk Ralph</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, &#8220;You died in your sleep, Ralph.&#8221; Ralph was stunned. &#8220;I&#8217;m dead? No, I can&#8217;t be! I&#8217;ve got too much to live for. Send me back!&#8221; St. Peter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sweetness of Married Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, &#8216;Honey I&#8217;m going to Hank&#8217;s Tavern to have a beer, I&#8217;ll be right back&#8217;. &#8216;Where are you going, Coochy Coo?&#8217; asked the wife. &#8216;I&#8217;m going to the bar, Pretty Face,&#8217; he answered. &#8216;I&#8217;m going to have a beer..&#8217; The wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Night Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other night I was invited out for a night with the &#8216;girls.&#8217; I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, &#8216;I promise!&#8217; Well, the hours passed and the margarita&#8217;s went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How the fight started</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive&#8230;..so, I took her to a gas station&#8230;.. and that&#8217;s how the fight started&#8230;.I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blonde who married a Catholic</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, &#8216;It&#8217;s Lent&#8217;. In tears she sobbed, &#8216;Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When You&#8217;ve Been Married Too Long</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When You&#8217;ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday boy&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he&#8217;s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, &#8216;Hey, Bob! How ya doin?&#8217; His wife is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Polish Divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in&#8230; Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Priceless&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son&#8217;s lizard to the vet. Here&#8217;s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was [...]]]></description>
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