A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go. [...]
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to [...]
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race… you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy. If you work too hard… [...]
After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: ‘Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. [...]
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David BissonetteWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just [...]
You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone [...]
