‘Men’ Archives
Dave Barry’s colonoscopy journal
...I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, [...]
Joke…85 year old man’s sperm count
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous [...]
Polish Divorce
This just in... Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked [...]
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy
1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7.. Depression is merely anger without [...]
A short story about a loving husband…
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, [...]
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father,"Who is that man [...]
