The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7.. Depression is merely anger [...]

Twenty Dollars!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford [...]

A short story about a loving husband…

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have [...]

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer’s [...]

Women Are Evil By Nature…

Another good one from Cheers!
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly stroking his [...]

Yahoo!

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the [...]

Lighten up on the ladies…men grow older too!

Cheers sent these in to us recently.  I wonder what she knows and what she’s trying to say.

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