A ‘post turtle’?! Only from Texas! haHAAAAAA!!!!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post [...]

How many zeroes are in a billion?

This aint funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. [...]

Who’s you’re choice to run against McCain?

It has been a stressful couple of years for the democratic candidates.  I wonder which one of these geniuses is really ready to be president.

 

Apparently we’re confusing the Danes again

One of our readers had this come across his desk and though we might get to the bottom of it. 
‘We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married [...]

GAS PRICES SUCK! (in pictures)

According AAA the national average for a gallon of regular unleaded is (Today’s Price). This is getting out of hand.  With the gas companies earnings going through the moon, the fed and state taking as much from us at the pump as they tax these operations, someone might start getting a little pissed!  Does anyone remember learning [...]

Father-daughter talk on politics

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs; in other words, redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that [...]

Bill Clinton’s plan to save the airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of [...]

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