Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

What is your favorite poop ranked by time of day?

This is a poll being taken by Captain Craptastic at The Poop Report (click to vote). As of this writing some 90 people have already voted!  Good morning poop  Late morning poop  After lunch poop  Welcome home poop  After dinner poop  Good night poop This is really imporatnt stuff. Make sure to get out to the [...]

The dog knows…

Have you ever heard that a dog “knows” when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can “sense” when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away? Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at [...]

Hillary fan?

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move “Oh,” [...]

Hillary for 08

Seriously, who else has this kind of a reputation for being tough…