Is America on its way to becoming a socialist state?

This came in and sparked the question…
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked [...]

JOKE…Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and [...]

Go Dummycrats!!!

This was sent to me. Not sure of the validity of some of the claims. Go Democrats!
Scott George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years.
The first six the economy was fine.
A little over one year ago:

Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
Regular gasoline sold for [...]

Lewinsky and Kaczynski

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the “Style Invitational”. Back in April, they challenged readers to use the two words “Lewinsky” (the intern) and “Kaczynski” (theUnabomber) in the same limerick.
Te following were the top three, as they were actually printed, without censor,in the paper:
Third place:
There once was a girl [...]

A ‘post turtle’?! Only from Texas! haHAAAAAA!!!!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post [...]

How many zeroes are in a billion?

This aint funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. [...]