Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek belowBefore the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The [...]

This came in and sparked the question… There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The [...]

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.” “And what can I get for you, Mr. President?” George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his [...]

This was sent to me. Not sure of the validity of some of the claims. Go Democrats! Scott George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine. A little over one year ago: Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high; Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 [...]

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the “Style Invitational”. Back in April, they challenged readers to use the two words “Lewinsky” (the intern) and “Kaczynski” (theUnabomber) in the same limerick. Te following were the top three, as they were actually printed, without censor,in the paper: Third place: There once [...]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a [...]

It has been a stressful couple of years for the democratic candidates.  I wonder which one of these geniuses is really ready to be president.