Today penguins and Gnomes have made me a little stupider…

After reading my news feed and hearing this joke:
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. [...]

GEORGE CARLIN’S NEW RULES FOR 2008!!!

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff ‘you’ want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
New Rule: Stop giving me that [...]

The wisdom of our time…

Cheers has become one of our best contributors and we appreciate it…  Definitely on point here!
It’s not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
When blondes have more fun, [...]

Marriage…

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David BissonetteWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each [...]