Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, [...]

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders November 5, 2007 Two illegal aliens, Raphael Resides, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia [...]

There are no words to describe this…none!

A rich man living in Dallas decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors.He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, [...]

This is real!  As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom! Wtf?  This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!

1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. [...]

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. [...]