Florida man beans mom with polish sausage

This is real! As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom!
Wtf? This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!

The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7.. Depression is merely anger [...]

The effects of alcohol (in pix episode 2)

New Xbox 360 Commercial

Looks like I have to upgrade to 360

When Grandma goes to court!

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. [...]