Southern Humor
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give [...]
Shooting in Butte, Montana
Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders
November 5, 2007
Two illegal aliens, Raphael Resides, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a [...]
Redneck or not?
There are no words to describe this…none!
Joke – Poolside Entertainment
A rich man living in Dallas decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors.He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, “I [...]
Florida man beans mom with polish sausage
This is real! As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom!
Wtf? This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy
1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7.. Depression is merely anger [...]
New Xbox 360 Commercial
Looks like I have to upgrade to 360