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Southern Humor

HowleyKook — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:25:45 +0000

Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give [...]

Shooting in Butte, Montana

49 — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:59:43 +0000

Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders November 5, 2007 Two illegal aliens, Raphael Resides, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a [...]

Redneck or not?

HowleyKook — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:39:27 +0000

There are no words to describe this…none!

Joke – Poolside Entertainment

HowleyKook — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:14:54 +0000

A rich man living in Dallas decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbors.He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, “I [...]

Florida man beans mom with polish sausage

HowleyKook — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:58:20 +0000

This is real! As reported by the Smoking Gun, some tool decided to throw a 3lb bag of meat at his Mom! Wtf? This is the kind of crap that gives Rednecks a bad name!

The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

HowleyKook — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:22:58 +0000

1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7.. Depression is merely anger [...]

New Xbox 360 Commercial

Joe Bob — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:57:52 +0000

Looks like I have to upgrade to 360

When Grandma goes to court!

49 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:44:50 +0000

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. [...]

Redneck mansion…

49 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:54:26 +0000

It doesn’t get much better than this!!

Redneck Birth Control

HowleyKook — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:43:31 +0000

I guess a picture is worth a thousand words… This will definitely keep the welfare check amounts low…