‘Redneck’ Archives
When Grandma goes to court!
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known [...]
Redneck Birth Control
I guess a picture is worth a thousand words... This will definitely keep the welfare check amounts low...
Marijuana-filled Firewood!!!
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on [...]
Beer States – US Beer Brand Map
Bianca Bartz (she's a honey) over at Trendhunter brings attention to something near and dear to my heart... BEER! Check out the source of all things good... Brought to us by the fine folks over at Etiquette Systems. They also provide a complete list. Any thoughts?
Huge Alligator in Florida…
Who would have thought? This picture was supposedly taken by a TraumaHawk helicopter flying over Lake Worth , ( For those of y ou who are not local, Lake Worth is near West Palm Beach , Fl.) That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth! Are you ready to go fishing in Lake Okaheelee?! If you water ski -- try not to fall... [...]
Power Window Upgrade
Simple quick upgrade transforms your old crank windows to power... fast.
