Prayer soothes the soul…

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.
She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She [...]

A man appeared before St. Peter…

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St.Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered.
“On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave [...]

An Irish Daughter…

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her. “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?”
The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, [...]

How Moses got the 10 commandments…

God went to the Arabs and said, ’I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’
The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
‘Can you give us an example?’
‘Thou shall not kill.’
‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’…
So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The Blacks wanted an [...]

Hell explained by a chemistry student

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) [...]

The end is near!

Now I can’t claim to go to Church every Sunday, but I like to consider myself a fairly religious person. Last week I received one of the most hilarious pieces of junk mail EVER!!! An envelope stuffed to the brim with letters and testimonials from this ‘mail order church’. They sent me a ‘prayer rug’… a large [...]

The Bacon Tree

Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Jew sitting beneath a tree.
“Is there some place ahead where we can get food?”
“Vell, I tink so,” the old man said, “but I wouldn’t go up [...]

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