‘Religion’ Archives
12 Killed and Another 31 Injured in Shooting at Ft Hood
Major Malik Nadal Hasan, as named by the AP was shot killed, and 2 others were arrested in connection with a massive shooting on a US MILITARY BASE! Why can't we just call a spade a spade. It doesn't matter what faction of ISLAMIC society these fools come from, extremist or not, they should be held accountable for their actions as should [...]
Joke of the day…
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The [...]
Going to heaven
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven.... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front [...]
Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and [...]
Religious Jokes
Catholic SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW) AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME, THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE." THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I [...]
Prayer soothes the soul…
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a [...]
A man appeared before St. Peter…
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't [...]
