Joke of the day…

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
little boy is in [...]

Going to heaven

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…. which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.”
“Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you [...]

Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, ‘Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, [...]

Prayer soothes the soul…

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out.
She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She [...]

A man appeared before St. Peter…

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St.Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered.
“On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave [...]

An Irish Daughter…

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her. “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?”
The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, [...]

How Moses got the 10 commandments…

God went to the Arabs and said, ’I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’
The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
‘Can you give us an example?’
‘Thou shall not kill.’
‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’…
So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
The Blacks wanted an [...]

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