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		<title>12 Killed and Another 31 Injured in Shooting at Ft Hood</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Major Malik Nadal Hasan, as named by the AP was shot killed, and 2 others were arrested in connection with a massive shooting on a US MILITARY BASE! Why can&#8217;t we just call a spade a spade.  It doesn&#8217;t matter what faction of  ISLAMIC society these fools come from, extremist or not, they should be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joke of the day&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman&#8217;s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going to heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, &#8220;When you die and go to heaven&#8230;. which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, &#8220;I think it&#8217;s your hands.&#8221; &#8220;Why do you think it&#8217;s your hands, Suzy?&#8221; Suzy replied, &#8220;Because when you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, &#8216;Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Religious Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catholic SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW) AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME, THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, &#8220;I THINK I&#8217;M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prayer soothes the soul&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man appeared before St. Peter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. &#8220;Have you ever done anything of particular merit?&#8221; St.Peter asked. &#8220;Well, I can think of one thing,&#8221; the man offered. &#8220;On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Irish Daughter&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/an-irish-daughter</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her. &#8220;Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn&#8217;t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?&#8221; The girl, crying, replied, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Moses got the 10 commandments&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God went to the Arabs and said, &#8217;I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.&#8217; The Arabs asked, &#8216;What are Commandments?&#8217; And the Lord said, &#8216;They are rules for living.&#8217; &#8216;Can you give us an example?&#8217; &#8216;Thou shall not kill.&#8217; &#8216;Not kill? We&#8217;re not interested.&#8217;&#8230; So He went to the Blacks and said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hell explained by a chemistry student</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so &#8220;profound&#8221; that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) [...]]]></description>
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