‘Religion’ Archives
An Irish Daughter…
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..." "Ye what!!? Out [...]
How Moses got the 10 commandments…
God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.'... So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.' The [...]
Hell explained by a chemistry student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs [...]
The end is near!
Now I can't claim to go to Church every Sunday, but I like to consider myself a fairly religious person. Last week I received one of the most hilarious pieces of junk mail EVER!!! An envelope stuffed to the brim with letters and testimonials from this 'mail order church'. They sent me a 'prayer rug'... a large folded paper with a rug printed on [...]
The Bacon Tree
Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Jew sitting beneath a tree. "Is there some place ahead where we can get food?" "Vell, I tink so," the old man said, "but I wouldn't go up dat hill und down de udder side. Somevun tole me you'd run into [...]
MY DAD IS A FATHER TOO
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the [...]
The cave…
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of [...]
