Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer’s [...]
Mid-life crisis
After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: ‘Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal.
Now [...]
Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman : Hi! My name is Sally.
2nd woman : Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die?
1st woman : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman : It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?
2nd woman [...]
Grandma has a boyfriend
Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys as she was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’
Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. [...]
I love romantic sleigh rides
Snow covered trees surround little woodland creatures abound. The night air is clear and stars shine down…