‘Romance’ Archives
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father,"Who is that man [...]
Mid-life crisis
After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: 'Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, king-size bed, and LCD big screen [...]
Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman : Hi! My name is Sally. 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I [...]
Grandma has a boyfriend
Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys as she was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the [...]
I love romantic sleigh rides
Snow covered trees surround little woodland creatures abound. The night air is clear and stars shine down...
