1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory….I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature’s way of [...]
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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, ‘Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men [...]
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading emails. …………….. You hang in there, sunshine……………….
Dragged To Jail According to the Smoking Gun Prostitution sting nets self-described “passable crossdresser” SEPTEMBER 26–Meet Peter Abramczyk. The Connecticut man, 39, was arrested yesterday in an undercover prostitution sting that was prompted by a Craigslist ad reporting the availability of a “passable crossdresser.” Abramczyk, pictured in the below mug shot, was busted in his hotel [...]
When You’ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]
This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers! Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor [...]