Camel urges

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, ‘Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here [...]

Durex Commercial

Global Facts… At Any Given Moment:

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading emails.
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When You’ve Been Married Too Long

When You’ve Been Married Too Long
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for Lunch.
The engaged Woman: The other [...]

Sexual harrassment?

This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers!
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the [...]

Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure

Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne.
Supposedly it has been working…hmmm.
If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.

Lewinsky and Kaczynski

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the “Style Invitational”. Back in April, they challenged readers to use the two words “Lewinsky” (the intern) and “Kaczynski” (theUnabomber) in the same limerick.
Te following were the top three, as they were actually printed, without censor,in the paper:
Third place:
There once was a girl [...]

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