‘Sex’ Archives
Camel urges
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes, sir, [...]
Global Facts… At Any Given Moment:
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading emails. ................. You hang in there, sunshine...................
Cross Dresser Dumbshit
Dragged To Jail According to the Smoking Gun Prostitution sting nets self-described "passable crossdresser" SEPTEMBER 26--Meet Peter Abramczyk. The Connecticut man, 39, was arrested yesterday in an undercover prostitution sting that was prompted by a Craigslist ad reporting the availability of a "passable crossdresser." Abramczyk, pictured in [...]
When You’ve Been Married Too Long
When You've Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged Woman: The other night when my [...]
Sexual harrassment?
This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers! Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual [...]
Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure
Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne. Supposedly it has been working...hmmm. If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.
