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		<title>Andy Rooney on Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 11:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. When I was born, I was given a choice &#8211; a big pecker or a good memory&#8230;.I don&#8217;t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature&#8217;s way of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Camel urges</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in Afghanistan. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, &#8216;Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Durex Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Global Facts&#8230; At Any Given Moment:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. Fact: 1 lonely bugger is reading emails. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. You hang in there, sunshine&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>Cross Dresser Dumbshit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dragged To Jail According to the Smoking Gun Prostitution sting nets self-described &#8220;passable crossdresser&#8221; SEPTEMBER 26&#8211;Meet Peter Abramczyk. The Connecticut man, 39, was arrested yesterday in an undercover prostitution sting that was prompted by a Craigslist ad reporting the availability of a &#8220;passable crossdresser.&#8221; Abramczyk, pictured in the below mug shot, was busted in his hotel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When You&#8217;ve Been Married Too Long</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When You&#8217;ve Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a Mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for Lunch. The engaged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual harrassment?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This in from one of our favorite readers, Cheers! Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can&#8217;t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne.   Supposedly it has been working&#8230;hmmm. If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.]]></description>
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		<title>Lewinsky and Kaczynski</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the &#8220;Style Invitational&#8221;. Back in April, they challenged readers to use the two words &#8220;Lewinsky&#8221; (the intern) and &#8220;Kaczynski&#8221; (theUnabomber) in the same limerick. Te following were the top three, as they were actually printed, without censor,in the paper: Third place: There once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$7 Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist&#8217;s office. The doctor asks, &#8220;What can I do for you?&#8221;The man says, &#8220;Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?&#8221; The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. [...]]]></description>
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