‘Sex’ Archives
Lewinsky and Kaczynski
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational". Back in April, they challenged readers to use the two words "Lewinsky" (the intern) and "Kaczynski" (theUnabomber) in the same limerick. Te following were the top three, as they were actually printed, without censor,in the paper: Third place: There [...]
$7 Sex
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, [...]
Shovelmouth – PIPE!
Nothing more to say than PIPEROCKS!!!
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Well, many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could sp end the night.The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father,"Who is that man [...]
Women Are Evil By Nature…
Another good one from Cheers! A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both [...]
My first condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No. this is my first time' So she unwrapped the [...]
Yahoo!
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo [...]
