Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

A MasterCard Wedding

You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone [...]

Weird Sex Facts…

This showed up in my inbox again! This time I went out to see who appears to the originator. It seems to be be from WeirdFacts.com. Even if they aren’t, they are definitely worth a look… Great Job! 1. Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons 2. Average number of times a man will [...]

Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman : Hi! My name is Sally. 2nd woman : Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die? 1st woman : I Froze to Death. 2nd woman : How Horrible! 1st woman : It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful [...]

Time stands still for no one…

Sheet Music

See if you can play this tune… Looks like fun doesn’t it?

Porn audition…

And the moral of this story is… [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/bVLztAXfnu0" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] DON’T SMOKE CRACK!!!

Another day, another cow…

My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR” My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs and said, ‘He mated 50 [...]