‘Sports’ Archives
This is why athletes CANNOT have regular jobs!
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: [...]
Subject: New Golf Terms
The following new terms are fast becoming part of the golf lexicon:1. A "Paris Hilton," an expensive hole 2. A "James Joyce," an impossible read 3. A "Rock Hudson," looked straight, but wasn't 4. A "Cuban," needed one more revolution 5. An "Elton John," a big bender that lips the rim 6. A "Lou Gehrig," a dead Yank 7. A "German," [...]
Excellent Superbowl Coverage
Cracked.com covers the postgame like nobody else can.
Deanna Favre (yes, Brett’s Girl)
In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers next year. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers.During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now [...]
Golf lovers
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a [...]
