I will never complain about MY kids again!

Another eye opener from Cheers!
  
  
  

Ink is for wimps!

OK, who’s ready to get one?…

A man appeared before St. Peter…

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St.Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offered.
“On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave [...]

Larry is in room 233…

Larry got home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, “Where in the hell have you been?”Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly.
“What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head [...]