Severe Motorcycle Withdrawal…

It’s been a long, crappy winter!! I don’t mind the cold – some may consider it ‘cheating’ but I stay toasty warm down to 15ºF with my heated jacket, gloves and pants. Unfortunately, the roads have just been hazardous in my neck of the woods for the past two months – morning refreeze from snow melt and [...]

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the
display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping [...]

To my darling husband…

To my darling husband,Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me
I was coming home [...]

Roadkill Toys

According to the company
“We make toys with a twist. Toys as dark as the inside of a heifer. And they all have one thing in common. They’ve been run over. We’re calling it Squash-Plush.
We’re starting our macabre range of collectibles with Twitch the Raccoon. He’s a teddy that’s been squished flat. His guts and [...]