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Today’s French lesson… Salut biloutes!!

So… after nearly two months in Brussels, working early mornings to late nights and coming in on weekends, I’ve managed to learn one new word in French… although it is slang and would only be understood in the northern part of France, it is a very useful word, biloute!  It means ’small dick’.
à la prochaine, biloutes!!

49 est à Bruxelles … très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more…

of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded… It was a funny one, I assure you all!  I’ll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives!
Until then, I’ll drink a Duval… then maybe curl up in a ball, crouch [...]

Bill Clinton’s plan to save the airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of [...]

If you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like [...]

Weather Warning from Great Aunt Mae (she’s 82)

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this, in the sky…

Just go back in the house, pour another cup of coffee, and stay there. It probably isn’t going to be a good day.

How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane…

Disclaimer: Follow this advice at your own peril…
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky [...]

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