‘Travel’ Archives
Jewish and Chinese Pilots
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like [...]
Famous art’s tour of the world complete…
After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy... Thank you to his proud sponsors!!
Today’s French lesson… Salut biloutes!!
So... after nearly two months in Brussels, working early mornings to late nights and coming in on weekends, I've managed to learn one new word in French... although it is slang and would only be understood in the northern part of France, it is a very useful word, biloute! It means 'small dick'. à la prochaine, biloutes!!
49 est à Bruxelles … très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more…
of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded... It was a funny one, I assure you all! I'll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives! Until then, I'll drink a Duval... then maybe curl up in a ball, crouch in a dark corner, and shake until I reach cold [...]
Bill Clinton’s plan to save the airlines
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every [...]
If you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk [...]
