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		<title>Jewish and Chinese Pilots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.His copilot is Chinese. It&#8217;s the first time they&#8217;ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, &#8216;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Famous art&#8217;s tour of the world complete&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a two year visit to the United States, Michelangelo&#8217;s David is returning to Italy&#8230; Thank you to his proud sponsors!!]]></description>
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		<title>fyi &#8211; for anyone planning a trip to Mozambique</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s French lesson&#8230; Salut biloutes!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230; after nearly two months in Brussels, working early mornings to late nights and coming in on weekends, I&#8217;ve managed to learn one new word in French&#8230; although it is slang and would only be understood in the northern part of France, it is a very useful word, biloute!  It means &#8216;small dick&#8217;. à la prochaine, biloutes!!]]></description>
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		<title>49 est à Bruxelles &#8230; très ennuyé! Part 1 of 2 or more&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 00:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[of course after an hour of typing this entry I managed to loose everything as my computer exploded&#8230; It was a funny one, I assure you all!  I&#8217;ll be re-writing and bringing this to the top as soon as the new laptop arrives! Until then, I&#8217;ll drink a Duval&#8230; then maybe curl up in a ball, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Clinton&#8217;s plan to save the airlines</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell &#8212; they don&#8217;t even serve food anymore, so what&#8217;s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a &#8216;party atmosphere&#8217; going in the cabin. And, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you don&#8217;t know, you better ask somebody!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, &#8216;Let&#8217;s talk. I&#8217;ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.&#8217; The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, &#8216;What would you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weather Warning from Great Aunt Mae (she&#8217;s 82)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you walk out the door in the morning and see this, in the sky&#8230; Just go back in the house, pour another cup of coffee, and stay there. It probably isn&#8217;t going to be a good day.]]></description>
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		<title>How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://homegrownmedia.com/archives/how-to-handle-irritating-seatmates-on-an-airplane#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>49</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: Follow this advice at your own peril&#8230; If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jerk on a Plane&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>HowleyKook</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start it up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt your head [...]]]></description>
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