Weather Warning from Great Aunt Mae (she’s 82)

When you walk out the door in the morning and see this, in the sky…

Just go back in the house, pour another cup of coffee, and stay there. It probably isn’t going to be a good day.

How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane…

Disclaimer: Follow this advice at your own peril…
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky [...]

Jerk on a Plane…

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky, move [...]

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