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The Patriot Micro Chip

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When it is properly installed it will allow the ‘implantee’ to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be [...]

The Bitch Fairy

Now I know all of you have heard of the Tooth Fairy, and The Fairy God Mother, but have you heard of the BITCH FAIRY? Check Her Out.
Do not fear…the Bitch Fairy has arrived to put a smile on your face!!!!
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Religious Jokes

Catholic
SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW) AT A Detroit Red Wing Hockey GAME, THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS [...]

Can you say hangover?

 

Awesome Drag Race: Eurofighter Typhoon (plane) vs Bugatti Veron (car)

This is pretty slick…


Polish Divorce

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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would [...]

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