‘WTF!’ Archives
How concerned are you with H1N1?
I'm not really concerned about swine flu. Here's my concern: 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow .....Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird .....Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig .... swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock ..........Anybody else worried?
What a great idea… Send the ACLU a Christmas Card!!!
I just received this little ditty from one of our readers. Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list. Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year. As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should [...]
10 things to think about…2009
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person [...]
Update – 13 DEAD, 30 injured, KILLER ALIVE!
WTF? I guess they story will continue to change until it eventually disappears into the mist.
12 Killed and Another 31 Injured in Shooting at Ft Hood
Major Malik Nadal Hasan, as named by the AP was shot killed, and 2 others were arrested in connection with a massive shooting on a US MILITARY BASE! Why can't we just call a spade a spade. It doesn't matter what faction of ISLAMIC society these fools come from, extremist or not, they should be held accountable for their actions as should [...]
Best Craig’s List post of all time!
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lifes. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that [...]
The Similarities Between Yoga and Tequila
It is amazing just how closely related the effects of yoga are on the body to tequila. The mystical powers of yoga relaxing the mind and stretching the body are well publicized. I wonder if Jose Cuervo has any plans to capture the power of their signature "Gold" in their advertising.
