The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) [...]

Scanned from this months issue of Business Insurance (last page, bottom right).

Disclaimer: Follow this advice at your own peril… If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes, tilt [...]

This is not a translation.  The subtitles are what it sounds like they are saying in English…  all I can say is WTF?!?!?!! [kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/uYwS9k1ZexY" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYwS9k1ZexY…

Now, where can I find that damn duck?…