Archive for the ‘WTF!’ Category

12 Killed and Another 31 Injured in Shooting at Ft Hood

Major Malik Nadal Hasan, as named by the AP was shot killed, and 2 others were arrested in connection with a massive shooting on a US MILITARY BASE! Why can’t we just call a spade a spade.  It doesn’t matter what faction of  ISLAMIC society these fools come from, extremist or not, they should be [...]

Best Craig’s List post of all time!

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lifes. You also asked for my [...]

The Similarities Between Yoga and Tequila

It is amazing just how closely related the effects of yoga are on the body to tequila.  The mystical powers of yoga relaxing the mind and stretching the body are well publicized.  I wonder if Jose Cuervo has any plans to capture the power of their signature “Gold” in their advertising.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Woooohoooooooo!

If you donknow, you betta aks somebody! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

It’s NEVER too late!

You need to get your fat ass in shape.  It doesn’t matter how, simply that you do something right now!

Howard Dean and Keith Olbermann on Name-Calling!

These 2 morons are absolutely right. We shouldn’t call the president a faciast, or should we? Well, maybe, but maybe not…but, ok or kinda not really sort of… You decide…

No Pun in Ten Did…

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.” Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, “Dam!” Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the [...]