Nozzle Rage

This in from Little Green Footballs!

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Why women can’t fix cars…

I always thought it had something to do with their finger nails.
Who knew?!…

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Kickass!!

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Watch your mouth at work…

Dear Employees:It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance [...]

Cancel your credit cards before you die!

True? Maybe. Funny? Yessir!!
Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die. This is priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees [...]

More things that make you say hmmm…

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that [...]