Archive for the ‘WTF!’ Category

Thinking about PEE

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do [...]

GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY…

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, ‘THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,’ WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS. BUT JUST BEFORE HE [...]

A day late and a dollar short… (as usual)

I had to share this from tshirthell.com’s latest newsletter: “April Fool’s, perhaps the most underappreciated of all holidays. You don’t have to buy shit, see your family, pretend to care about some dead person/people, shove pounds of food down your gullet, or insincerely convey some emotions you don’t have to that person you’re boning. All [...]

Virus Alert

If your computer does this when copying a file… You know it’s been infected with some kinda shit

Seahorses FORever!

Blowfish testicles poison 7 diners in Japan

According to my Japanese friend, the chef should now take his own life.  Down with chef! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28874327/

Advice from Snopes.com

By now, I suspect everyone is familiar with www.snopes.com and/or www.truthorfiction.com for determining whether information received via email is just that: true/false or fact/fiction. Both are excellent sites. I received the advice below from one of my correspondents today. Advice from Snopes.com MEMORIZE THIS! 1) Any time you see an E-mail that says forward this [...]