If you need a good laugh, try reading through these… Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. [...]
According to MSNBC some poor 17 year old decided to turn in a drunk driver. 1 problem, she was the one driving. Question; if you were wasted and behind the wheel would you call a cop?
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary [...]
Seeing Mariah Carey in sexy red lingerie. This gorgeous, although flaky beauty looks amazing in her Sexy Firefighter Costume complete with Red Satin Bustier, Velvet Daisy Dukes, super sheer stockings and Red Garters. I love her…
I love Christmas time, the decorations, the food, the drink… THE DECORATIONS!
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard [...]
