Suckend Life!

The Sweetness of Married Life

The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, ‘Honey I’m going to Hank’s Tavern to have a beer, I’ll be right back’.
‘Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked the wife.
‘I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,’ he answered. ‘I’m going to have a beer..’
The wife said, ‘You want [...]

World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy (Roger) asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, and had a drink of Crown occasionally, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

At a recent FBI interview

The FBI was recruiting assasins. After sorting through a series of applicants the proctor was faced by 3 fianlists, 2 men and a woman.
He separated them into separate rooms and at the end of each room stood a large steel door.
He instructed the first gentleman that “through that door sits your wife. In order to [...]

Jokes about women… (that I don’t think are one bit funny!)

What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for?
It’s braille for ’suck here’.
What is an Australian Kiss?
It’s the same as a French Kiss but down under.
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
Because when they come, they’re wild and [...]

How old am I?

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I [...]

Cambodian Prostitutes find Acne Cure

Hookers in Cambodia have been rubbing condom lube on their face to get rid of acne.
Supposedly it has been working…hmmm.
If any of our readers decide to try this please share your results.

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