10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road. 8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn’t [...]

The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, ‘Honey I’m going to Hank’s Tavern to have a beer, I’ll be right back’. ‘Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,’ he answered. ‘I’m going to have a beer..’ The wife [...]

Once upon a time, a guy (Roger) asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, and had a drink of Crown occasionally, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for? It’s braille for ‘suck here’. What is an Australian Kiss? It’s the same as a French Kiss but down under. What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them into a tire and call it a Goodyear. Why were hurricanes normally named after women? [...]

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I [...]

Answer: Who gives a damn?!

This just in… Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a [...]