‘Women’ Archives
The Sweetness of Married Life
The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back'. 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer..' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door [...]
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy (Roger) asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting, and had a drink of Crown occasionally, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
Jokes about women… (that I don’t think are one bit funny!)
What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? It's braille for 'suck here'. What is an Australian Kiss? It's the same as a French Kiss but down under. What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them into a tire and call it a Goodyear. Why were hurricanes normally named after women? Because when they come, they're wild and [...]
How old am I?
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?""About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman [...]
Polish Divorce
This just in... Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked [...]
A short story about a loving husband…
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, [...]
