Priceless…

If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was ’something wrong’ with [...]

Twenty Dollars!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford [...]

A short story about a loving husband…

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have [...]

More blond jokes…

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he [...]

Women Are Evil By Nature…

Another good one from Cheers!
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly stroking his [...]

Another blonde joke

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “
Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get Started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to [...]

Yahoo!

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the [...]

« go back — keep looking »