A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. Sadly, while they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.” The man thought about it and told him he [...]

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????” A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it [...]

Another good one from Cheers! A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. ‘Are you the manager?’ she asked, softly [...]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “ Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get Started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” [...]

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes [...]

Heaven didn’t want her, so they sent her to me. I don’t want her so, I’m sending her especially to you ! The rules are simple: You can send her away, but you can’t send her BACK!!!

Another one from my favorite contributor, Cheers! A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.’ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there [...]