Archive for the ‘Women’ Category

Miss Landmine?… Seriously?

This is obviously not a funny post, but I came across this article and had to share…  definately one of the most oxymoronic and bizarre news stories I’ve seen in a long, long while.  In my humble, twisted opinion, I can understand wanting to raise awareness for improperly discarded and forgotten landmines and landmine victims, but [...]

Women walk 5 paces behind men in Afganistan

Barbara Walters of Television’s 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul,Afaghanistan, several years before the Afghani conflict. She noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms Walter’s vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive [...]

Bumper stickers for retirees…

submitted by one of our newest readers, TastyBlonde.  hmmmm.  That name alone is causing problems for me at home. Thanks!!!          

Why do men die first?

 This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race… you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy. If you work too hard… [...]

Mid-life crisis

After being married for 37 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: ‘Honey, 37 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. [...]

Martha (Stewart) and Maxine…

Martha’s Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.  Maxine’s Way   Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!   Martha’s Way To keep potatoes [...]

A MasterCard Wedding

You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone [...]